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  • List includes skunk, clogged toilet, permed hair, nail polish, and permed skunk that won't unclog toilet until nails dry.
  • Woman explains her half cat-half reptile pet because her lease only allowed one pet, so she and Jim compromised by having their pets combined.
  • Older weed tells younger weed if he mouths off to him again, he will reconsider his opposition to the weedwhacker.
  • Derek is coincidentally about to be killed by a falling safe right as he is literally buying a farm from a farmer.
  • Male skelton tells female, Agatha, he suspected cheating, but didn't expect to find so many skeletons in her closet, there are real skeletons in closet.
  • One sauce pan tells another pot after hitting the teakettle that it will be the last time he whistles at her.
  • Electric eel leaves repair shop at bottom of ocean that specializes in replacing shocks, and his electric shocks are much better.
  • Fish phones Ace Home Services saying he asked for a mermaid, not merbutler while butler with a fish tail swims in front of him.
  • Snail without a shell passes two shelled snails, one snail says to the other that he thought streaking went out in the '70s.
  • Artist with bandaged leg and arm shows sculpture of bent bike to customer, says it's his latest piece called "Who Put That Tree There."
  • Butterfly lands on flower to drink nectar, passes out from the scent of the flower, flower wonders if he should lay off the Mexican food.
  • Swim instructor at Wicked Witch Swimming Lessons thinks lesson isn't going good because witches in pool are melting.