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  • Ladybug medial receptionist tells man that office is for aphids, treatment for AFib, irregular heartbeat, is down the hall.
  • Annoyed flower asks dumb flower with phone in back pocket if it bud dialed it’s smartphone.
  • Flower on smartphone sees showers expected weather forecast as dog walks up behind.
  • Woman gardening has second thoughts about mean shade plant flowers criticizing her clothes.
  • Man kept awake by loud partying lawn outside window has second thoughts about planting Mardi Grass.
  • Flowers in movie theater scared by film of bird at feeder eating birdseed children.
  • Daisy flower is happy with a fortune cookie slip saying that in love, no one will pick them.
  • Woman serves friend fresh picked veggie salad with croutons from a doughboy plant.
  • Grub uses GPS directions on his smartphone to find roots underground.
  • Potted flower in a psychiatrist’s office can’t understand why his wife doesn’t know what he needs when it is written on his tag.
  • Johnny Appleseed's partner is his pooping dog Maggie Fertilizer.

  • Flower calls to have hole in pot fixed, but repairman can't find the pothole.

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