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  • Flower bartender tells daisy drinking light beers isn’t how photosynthesis works.
  • Large potted house plant is discouraged it wont fit into smaller pots in closet again.
  • Daisy introduces invasive weedy vine date to flower parents.
  • Weed army plots lawn invasion with backyard battlefield model.
  • Dog poops on woman reincarnated as grass as punishment for not picking up dog poo.
  • Dandelion OB-GYN doctor with fan tells pregnant dandelion seed puff mother they’re going to induce labor.
  • Annoyed flower asks dumb flower with phone in back pocket if it bud dialed it’s smartphone.
  • Flower on smartphone sees showers expected weather forecast as dog walks up behind.
  • Woman gardening has second thoughts about mean shade plant flowers criticizing her clothes.
  • Bare branch deciduous tree is scolded by pine for littering recyclable trash on Arbor Day. He’s only green part of the year.
  • Man kept awake by loud partying lawn outside window has second thoughts about planting Mardi Grass.
  • Flowers in movie theater scared by film of bird at feeder eating birdseed children.


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