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  • Woman tells friend she goes into isolation chamber in her home when she wants to make tuna sandwich because she has house full of cats.
  • Man learns not to handle contacts after eating pistachios because his fingers turned pink, now everything looks pink, including walls, shirt, tie, and face.
  • If people looked like breath smelled, first boss is dog, subway man is onion, some people are cigarettes, 8th grade teacher is pile of poop.
  • Humpty Dumpty's wife has remarried another egg, and they have 12 kids, which are eggs in a carton.
  • Man with big ego tells woman after a few dates, she will find him absolutely super, while she is thinking superficial.
  • Archie the apple wants to impress date, a pear, with his family tree, showing different apples, like Agatha tempting Adam, Jeffrey bonking Sir Issac Newton.
  • Two cats on date, one cat thinks the other is embarrassing because he ordered white wine with gerbils.
  • Three Tupperware containers sit on furniture while wives are out, and they are all making their lids burp with food and cans scattered everywhere.
  • Snowman mom tells son, Casey, to stop eating his nose, which is a carrot, or the neighbors will think she never feeds him.
  • Snake serves man in diner BLT sandwich, man makes face, snake tells him in these parts, BLT means bloated lizard and toad sandwich.
  • Albert's wife uses negative reinforcement to help him diet, Albert's laying on floor in front of fridge, scary face and fist popped out at him.
  • Breadstick trying to do yoga exercises for pretzels winds up on the floor and broken into several pieces.