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  • Carny-vore Godzilla at county fair eats carnival carnies off amusement rides.
  • Appalled frankfurter on laptop is upset by long list of gross hot dog ingredient Ancestry.com match results.
  • Mr. Potatohead on laptop looks at Meetin’ Potatoes online dating profiles website.
  • Dog tells sneaky date stealing food she’s lost in his eyes but not that lost, grabbing his paw.
  • Vampire at restaurant tells date he tried going vegan but you can’t squeeze blood from a turnip.
  • Lionesses hunters hate lion’s unfair new gnu math prey division.
  • Crow flying over squished snake roadkill invites other crow on a long lunch.
  • Veggie burgers come from lazy couch potato cows vegging out in front of the TV.
  • Godzilla enjoys eating 100% Angus Young at AC/DC concert.
  • Stormtrooper complains that the other villains took all the dark meat.


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