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  • Bare branch deciduous tree complains drunk evergreen pine celebrates St. Patrick’s Day all year.
  • Fake four-leaf clover at bar stole leaf to hit on St. Patricks shamrock.
  • Overreacting father pours sports drink on wet embarrassed daughter at violin recital in over the top celebration.
  • Naughty cats destroy house but win newspaper best behaved cat award.
  • Infant refuses bottle feeding dad, prefers mother’s locally sourced breasts milk.
  • Tired woman drinks coffee by stormy window, view changes to positive unicorn & rainbow, woman sad but coping.
  • Annoyed buffalo drinking water at bar tired of driving drunk beer buffalos.
  • Snowman warns snowman with warm coffee cup it melts right through him, peeing warning.
  • Male middle aged preying mantis insect at bar prefers virginity & sexual abstinence to head loss sex.
  • Sparkling wine says Happy New Year to bottle but it pops cork & says spray it don’t say it.
  • Autocorrected Xmas spelling parodies Santa Claus cat paw sanitizer, Rudolph rude Frozen snowman Olaf, Elvis Presley elves & frothy Frosty face beer mug.
  • Santa’s Rudolph at bar tells reindeer bartender he’s the designated Christmas sleigh guider and not drinking.


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