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  • Godzilla destroying city only eats half a Starbucks cafe because it’s too late for caffeine.
  • Family knocking on door is suspicious when mom in bed with wine and book says she’s wrapping presents after Christmas.
  • Drunk loaded dishwasher at bar New Year’s Eve slurs can fit another glass but bartender refuses.
  • Flower bartender tells daisy drinking light beers isn’t how photosynthesis works.
  • Mosquitos see five-star Yelp restaurant review website for man with bug bites on laptop computer.
  • Earbud in bar sees joined headphone couple and says couples stayed together longer before.
  • Mosquito ordering airline tickets on computer website picks peoples’ names as flight stops.
  • Piano woman warns other at bar to watch out for a sleazy player piano man about to hit on them
  • Buffalo driver passes police sobriety test because no part was wasted.
  • Cartoon characters from Peanuts, Marmaduke, Diary of a Wimpy Kid, Chip and Dale, Deadpool, Felix the Cat, R. Crumb and Lego get treatment from the Betty Rubble Center for Recovering Toons.
  • Woman at bar thinks dull Star Wars Han Solo bragging about car’s fast food run is only so-so.
  • Camel’s date is not impressed when he says her hump is fat, not water.


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