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  • Flute and clarinet gossip about saxophone in sunglasses at the bar’s rumored musical stamina holding a note.
  • Snakes can’t pay beer rounds bill at bar because they don’t have pockets so frustrated Saint Patrick drives them out of Ireland.
  • Disguised snake in fake glasses, nose and mustache hides identity from angry Saint Patrick ranting at bar.
  • Onlookers at St Patrick’s Day beer truck accident on highway weep over puddle of spilled beer.
  • Man kept awake by loud partying lawn outside window has second thoughts about planting Mardi Grass.
  • Cellphones at party laugh at phone with plugged in battery charger cord stuck to butt.
  • Sad bookmarks at bar complain their good relationships are always the shortest.
  • Woman in bar says man is in a reflective mood and he answers what makes you say that in backwards mirrored text.
  • Man in bar asks other being served Contagious Toe Fungus beer by bartender if microbrew names have gone too far.
  • Spider realizes he didn’t bring bee to BYOBee party.
  • Santa catches Rudolph drinking red wine by the fire with his nose in the glass.
  • Dracula uses smartphone GPS directions to find victims to drink blood from in the city.


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