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  • Doctor tells patient according to tests, his diet is butterflies, bees, horseflies, and dragonflies, while patient makes mental note close mouth when riding bike.
  • Dinosaur tells another dinosaur that Jimmy Hoffa was toughest guy he'd ever met until he started using tenderizer.
  • Whale sneezes and causes a tidal wave over a city, and another whale tells him, "Gesundheit."
  • Boss is angry at chef because there's no white meat, and tells her she'd better think of something, while there is bottle of bleach on shelf.
  • Two male bars of soap jeer at female soap, one asking if she wants to talk clean, one saying she can lather him up anytime.
  • Cat's conscience, a devil cat and an angel cat, both encourage cat to jump on counter and snatch the unguarded fish fillet.
  • Wife asks husband why he ordered the biggest burger if he's not very hungry, and menu offers baby, girly, wimp, wussy, and humongous burgers.
  • Boy holding starfish asks dad, who is videoing, if video will be good enough for TV, dad agrees because shark is about to eat boy.
  • Woman taking medicine labeled "Take Only As Directed" is following director's orders to take out one pill, then fill glass with water.
  • Dinosaur wife tells husband that if he eats the baked bean factory, he is sleeping on the couch.
  • Dentist tells Dracula he wouldn't have to drill if the vampire would stop dating women with high blood sugar.
  • One worm tells another worm, Kevin, that he's glad they didn't invest in condos because apples with worms are falling out of the tree.