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  • A fish goes to the doctor for fertility drugs because he has a craving for caviar.
  • A genie can only fill 2 wishes because the IRS takes the last one off the top.
  • A surgeon tells the Pillsbury Dough Boy that his new biopsy technique is the best thing since sliced bread.
  • Godzilla eats the Jolly Green Giant and marks him as a salad in his diet book.
  • Emeril Lagasse has a brief career as a surgeon.
  • Firemen have trouble putting out a fire at the sponge factory because the sponges absorb the water.
  • Pinocchio goes to therapy because he's warped after getting swallowed by a whale at sea.
  • The Green Giant lies down in a garden and dies because he gets a few slugs in him
  • A fish dies on the shore and his friends say it serves him right.
  • Moths at a carnival eat both cotton candy and wool candy.
  • Ozzy Osbourne reads "Chicken Heads for the Soul."
  • A man feels superior for knowing the answer to one game show question, even though he fails the others.