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  • A fish can't sleep because a boat transporting Rice Krispies sank near his bed.
  • The Pillsbury Dough Boy's X-ray shows he has internal trauma from being poked so many times.
  • A man's coworkers murder him for making decaf coffee.
  • A man on a date says he doesn't wear his heart on his sleeve, but that's because he wears it on his pant leg.
  • A cannibal on a desert island has to eat himself to survive.
  • A parrot gets three crackers from a genie because that's all it can say.
  • Godzilla stops his friend from eating a salt truck because he appreciates salted roads.
  • A funeral director asks a chicken widow how crispy she wants her cremated husband to be.
  • A woman brings her famous meatloaf when she visits and paparazzi take pictures of it.
  • Humpty Dumpty dies because he tries to do his own stunts.
  • A hermit crab moves into a sunbather's ear.
  • The cow that jumped over the moon is now a steak after reentering the Earth's atmosphere.