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  • The Earth is applying Preparation V to his backside to soothe burning because of painful volcanoes that just won't go away.
  • Doctor operating says patient's rudeness and nasty disposition is treated by surgically removing the hair up his gluteus maximus.
  • Woman taking medicine labeled "Take Only As Directed" is following director's orders to take out one pill, then fill glass with water.
  • Doctor examines red and irritable rash on man's arm, and the rash calls him a cretin, and yells at him to get away and leave it alone.
  • Spider tells psychiatrist how female spider lit a cigarette, looked him in the eye, and said they didn't call him "itsy bitsy spider" for nothing.
  • Doctor tells patient who has dark stains under arms that he needs to exercise, eat healthy, and keep deodorant and spray paint in different cabinets.
  • Dentist, while tossing away small frames, tells patient the situation is bad because the germs have set up offices with diplomas, certificates, and wall hangings.
  • Man with a cold is disappointed because there is a note on bottle of cough syrup that says the active ingredient has gone surfing.
  • One shark tells another that he is eating a pair of swimming trunks because his doctor said he needed more fiber.
  • Person wonders why box of cereal is empty, even though label says it has no sugar, no additives, no fat, and no calories.
  • Pillow complains that he can't get any sleep because the person's head lying on top of him is too lumpy.
  • Tub of yogurt lying on couch tells psychiatrist that lately, he has been feeling unnatural.