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  • Fish watches fish salesman swim away, thinking to himself that he was a great salesman because he bought several boxes of moisturizing lotion.
  • Scuba diver swims above shark, and shark doesn't eat him because he just flossed his teeth.
  • Sculpture at a museum for octopuses is called Octopus de Milo, and the sculpted octopus has no tentacles, like Venus de Milo has no arms.
  • Fish upset because camera isn't working, missed another photo opportunity, there's fish in front of him with hook on both sides of stretched out mouth.
  • Snail without a shell passes two shelled snails, one snail says to the other that he thought streaking went out in the '70s.
  • Fish in traffic helicopter says there is major tie-up in Red Sea because guy is holding stick, sea is parted, implying that man is Moses.
  • One fish tells another it was a real swift move to buy a dehumidifier because their fishbowl is almost empty.
  • Woman tells friend she goes into isolation chamber in her home when she wants to make tuna sandwich because she has house full of cats.
  • Fish parents tell daughter when she comes in door she can't deny it, they know she's been out with piranha, daughter has bite in body.
  • Two men fishing in boat, one drinking beer says he's been coming there for years, fishing is getting worse, under water is pile of cans.
  • Fish two days after the Boston Tea Party, and the tea being dumped in the water, are telling each other how they are wired up.