Student realizes she doesn't have her homework, but her dad's policital campaign speech, while Dad gives speech talking about liking Mommy and being pretty in dresses.
Man walks by Fabric of the World store, sign in window advertises curtains, lists cotton, silk, rayon, polyester, wool, and iron, but iron is discontinued.
Man in office holds tiny piece of paper, loan officer says it's same loan agreement as before, just removed each "hereby, therefore, hereinafter, and heretofore."