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  • Derek asks woman if she'd like to dance, she says yes, then says, "Wait, you didn't think I meant with you'".
  • Mother sheet of paper has staples, daughter has paper clips, mom tells daughter she is too young for staples.
  • Stick of gum talking on phone tells friend she hasn't seen Ray all night, and he's probably stuck under some bar stool.
  • One pair of pliers tells another pair of pliers that Billy is being punished and can't come out and ply, instead of play.
  • Father alligator tells mother alligator that their baby is getting big, and he wonders if they should flush her down the toilet.
  • Baby in womb can't wait to get out so he can try out his bungee cord, which is actually his umbilical cord.
  • Doctor listens to pregnant woman's belly, she asks him how many heartbeats he hears because baby is in womb playing bongos.
  • Children watching National Geographic are scared of mom because mother turtles abandon young, and mother chameleons eat their young.
  • Student realizes she doesn't have her homework, but her dad's policital campaign speech, while Dad gives speech talking about liking Mommy and being pretty in dresses.
  • Car salesman at bar is upset, tells friend the girl never loved him, she just wanted good deal on Mercedes, implying that he was used.
  • Two snowmen watching a snow maker blow snow on skiing trail, one snowman says he is against genetic engineering.
  • Restaurant for birds in a tree called Homestyle Restaurant, sign boasts that food is just like mothers used to regurgitate.