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  • Linus uses a pumpkin patch to curb his craving to wait up all night for The Great Pumpkin.
  • Nicotine gum happens when Gumby smokes too many cigarettes.
  • A Beanie Baby has to take Gas-B-Gone to stop farting from eating beans.
  • Adam and Eve get kicked out of heaven, but at least they can keep the doctor away by eating apples now.
  • A cartoon character has a dollar sign in one eye and a heart in the other because he fell in love and devised a get-rich-quick scheme at the same time.
  • The Green Giant's doctor prescribes an herbal remedy to cure his cough: eating a piece of his uncle.
  • A squid in a hospital is on an IV of ink.
  • The Betty Rubble Center provides rehab for troubled cartoons.
  • Dogs come to Toilet Drinkers Anonymous with blue tongues.
  • A man wakes up with a hangover and worries he got his tongue pierced and his elbow tattooed, but in fact he switched them.
  • Patient discovers cantaloupe as a more effective way to keep the doctor away.
  • Fish in a tank think they should buy the diver bubbler some gas medicine.