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The Earth is applying Preparation V to his backside to soothe burning because of painful volcanoes that just won't go away.
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Table with a sign that says "This table is reserved," tells psychiatrist that he shouldn't have come because he doesn't have much to say.
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Two male bars of soap jeer at female soap, one asking if she wants to talk clean, one saying she can lather him up anytime.
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Letter E teacher tells letter E parents that child is quiet and uninvolved, needs career as silent letter, parents think Hope and Love, child thinks Trouble.
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One house tells another that the female house on the corner is nice to look at, but there isn't much upstairs.
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Doctor examines red and irritable rash on man's arm, and the rash calls him a cretin, and yells at him to get away and leave it alone.
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Mother sheet of paper has staples, daughter has paper clips, mom tells daughter she is too young for staples.
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Lucy, the blood cell, runs off with another blood cell in the artery, while Tim, the blood cell, waits in vain - in the vein.
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Robot tells waitress she doesn't want anymore coffee because she is already wired.
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Spare tire, hearing sound of a flat, says one of the "peasants" is hurt, and hopes a replacement is found, not realizing he's the replacement.
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Two envelopes are talking about how Betty's husband got sent away.
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Chair looks terrified and holds a sign that says the end is near because a fat man is about to sit down.
