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  • Keys are cowboys in Key West.
  • A little engine doesn't care if it can make it up the hill.
  • A razor's wife is annoyed by his pivoting head.
  • Basketballs in a bar have to watch out for the NBA player bouncer.
  • A turkey disguises itself as a cat to avoid being killed for Thanksgiving.
  • A computer needs to expand his memory to be compatible with his wife.
  • A jar of peanut butter's husband was smooth when she married him, but now he's chunky.
  • A piece of macaroni is worried his friend has been hitting the sauce.
  • Saturn goes broke and pawns its rings.
  • A marshmallow tells a ghost story about a Boy Scout.
  • Golf clubs can't go places by car because none of them are drivers.


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