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  • A woman wants her boyfriend to get a tattoo of her name, but he'd rather she wrote her name in sunscreen and he get a sunburn.
  • A woman calls her husband Hon, as in Atila the Hon.
  • A man feels insecure at the beach, but his wife says she prefers his washing-machine sized stomach to toned men's washboard stomachs.
  • A lion sings "The Lion Sleeps Tonight" in his sleep.
  • Adam and Eve put off being fruitful and multiplying for their careers.
  • Benjamin Franklin's wife gets mad at him for stranding them out in the rain.
  • A caterpillar's date goes upstairs to change and takes forever because she's turning into a butterfly.
  • A duck cheats on her husband in the bath, so she tells her lover to pretend to be a rubber duck.
  • A man dies because he throws out half his wife's clothes.
  • Godzilla's wife nags him for eating too much starch when he eats a laundromat.
  • A cat hacks a furball into his date's soup.
  • A monkey watches The Wizard of Oz and thinks he can fly.