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Spider tells psychiatrist how female spider lit a cigarette, looked him in the eye, and said they didn't call him "itsy bitsy spider" for nothing.
Couple is unhappy with photographer who used to be a guillotine operator because their heads are cut off in the picture.
Doctor tells patient who has dark stains under arms that he needs to exercise, eat healthy, and keep deodorant and spray paint in different cabinets.
Bubbles the fish is upset with wife because she ordered stuff from home shopping network, making him realize what it means to marry a suckerfish.
Famous last words from Charles Darwin, Thomas Edison, Leonardo Da Vinci, and Albert Bugleweed, whose last words were "Honey, how's your diet going'".
Family see a bear, man smiles and looks friendly so bear will go after others, but bear thinks he is bearing his teeth and decides to eat him.
Boss sits in chair having his nails done, his hair styled, and his clothes ironed by his employees in order to make him look good.
Chair looks terrified and holds a sign that says the end is near because a fat man is about to sit down.
Dentist, while tossing away small frames, tells patient the situation is bad because the germs have set up offices with diplomas, certificates, and wall hangings.
Two piranhas reminisce about the time a movie critic reached into the tank, and they call it a "definite two thumbs off."
Two traffic lights in front of automobile accident, one signal light says to other she doesn't care whose turn it was, red isn't her color.
Wife tells husband, Albert, that expandability is a good feature for computers, not husbands, just as he has his mouth open extremely wide to eat an entire piece of cake.