Young person is thankful that he is not the PR person for Anthrax band.
Assembly plant has difficulty fitting satellite dishes in cars for satellite radio.
Computer informs that music subscription download time may be a while due to legal battles.
The elves show Santa an advanced surveillance operation to keep track of who's naughty.
Two coworkers gain weight over the Thanksgiving holiday.
Boy's marine biology homework eats his dog.
Bug about to be sprayed holds sign to save ozone.
Even manure factory workers must wash hands before returning to work.
Earth does a comb over to cover ozone hole in atmosphere.
Woman is now able to focus anger on boyfriend instead of self and feels relief.
Giants compare innie and Audie belly buttons