Man walks by Fabric of the World store, sign in window advertises curtains, lists cotton, silk, rayon, polyester, wool, and iron, but iron is discontinued.
Man gives presentation about changing next year's cat calendar to reflect real life, such as January: Spunky coughs up furball, March: Clyde misses litterbox.
Man with injured right knee approaches two doors, door on left is left knee specialist, door on right is right knee specialist, nurse points him right.