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Ski instructor stuck in large pile of snow tells student now that she's mastered the snowplow, they can move onto something else.
Man takes hanger out of closet, hanger begs him not to hang up the tacky polyester suit because he has a big date tonight.
Humpty Dumpty's wife has remarried another egg, and they have 12 kids, which are eggs in a carton.
Bees playing basketball, one bee asks another if he just heard the buzzer, bee says, "Who can tell'" because of all the buzzing bees.
One typewriter tells another her son discovered his Shift key, and now he's starting to say curse words with symbols instead of letters, like #@!%.
Wife, about to get in bath, sarcastically tells husband he's romantic because instead of buying anniversary gift, he sculpted the drain hair into a heart.
Man with big ego tells woman after a few dates, she will find him absolutely super, while she is thinking superficial.
One clock tells another he's going to ask out Clara in accounting because he's heard she's pretty fast.
Hockey referee tells announcer the penalty is on number 8, it's 2 minutes for ruffing, and number 8 is a dog.
Archie the apple wants to impress date, a pear, with his family tree, showing different apples, like Agatha tempting Adam, Jeffrey bonking Sir Issac Newton.
Two cats on date, one cat thinks the other is embarrassing because he ordered white wine with gerbils.
Three Tupperware containers sit on furniture while wives are out, and they are all making their lids burp with food and cans scattered everywhere.