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Giant turtle, after swallowing man, scares workers away by asking them if guy looks good in a turtleneck, and man is visible inside turtle's throat.
Medusa is inside of a game called "Whack-A-Snake" because she fell on hard times and needed another job.
Cat ponders where to hack up the next hairball - either the couch or the carpet, but definitely not the linoleum.
One acrobat says to another, Derekson, as he holds him on the trapeze, they are downsizing the act, and he has to let him go.
Spare tire, hearing sound of a flat, says one of the "peasants" is hurt, and hopes a replacement is found, not realizing he's the replacement.
One fly tells another, Madeline, as she flies away in a huff, that when he says she looks like crap, it's a compliment.
World's first cuckoo clock is a giant pterodactyl popping out of a clock and scaring the cavemen.
Man laying on his back with another man attacking him is on phone with newspaper needing to reword his help wanted ad "seeking aggressive individual."
Two envelopes are talking about how Betty's husband got sent away.
Auto salesman tells customer that sports car is latest model and has racing stripes, rear spoiler, fuel injection, and compartment for speeding tickets.
Dog sitting in a stand selling other pups the chance to sniff her for $1.00, and has sign saying that cold noses are ok.
Hal stares out window of a Used Q-Tip store, wondering where he went wrong because other stores offer used cars, used furniture, and used clothes.