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Doctor tells injured pillow lying on bed with Band-Aids and IV to cool it with the pillow fights for a while.
The Invisible Man at Comedy Night makes a joke, saying "That was no laundry, that was my wife," implying invisible wife got washed.
Attorney tells Tooth Fairy 37 years ago, he neglected client's tooth, they ask for 25 cents plus compounded monthly interest and pain, suffering, mental anguish.
Edgar the capital E lies on beach chair, postal worker delivers royalty check because Edgar posed for the top of the eye chart.
Man asks Wilamina to come with him, he'll give her anything her heart desires, Wilamina's heart is excited and picturing itself in a new car.
Boss cat upset with employee cat, Crowley, for taking another three catnip lunch, demands key to executive litterbox.
Man paints billboard that says, "Sud Beer is Puke," another man yells at him that it's supposed to say pure, not puke.
Scientists looking at beehive, worker bee says they are paying too much attention to Queen, she's a figurehead, real power is with Prime Minister Bee.
Man in office holds tiny piece of paper, loan officer says it's same loan agreement as before, just removed each "hereby, therefore, hereinafter, and heretofore."
Child asks mom how Santa will get in house since they have no chimney, Santa is on the roof with an axe.
Santa is upset because it is Christmas Eve, and he has a flat, the flat is a deflated reindeer.
Frying pan on stove burner is screaming at top of lungs because it is a talking frying pan and being burned.