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  • Star Trek crew Rizzo shoots alien with fun phaser but Captain Kirk said set to stun.
  • God watching funny cat videos on smartphone asks angel if he missed anything as Earth cries for help from 2020 virus and disasters.
  • Discouraged planet Earth listens to Chumbawumba’s knocked down punk rock song to amp up on Earth Day.
  • Planet Earth playing video game earns an extra day to explain Leap Years.
  • Earth feels crescent moon not fully there in relationship.
  • Planet Earth with tablet computer receives many Facebook friend requests online on Earth Day.
  • Greek Myth characters Sisyphus, Medusa, Atlas and centaur answer what they are listening to on MP3 player headphones.
  • Uranus is terrified to say his name in front of classroom of planets when the sun teacher demands his proper name.
  • Earth playing horn thinks man in audience is an idiot for saying he’s flat.
  • Jupiter passes out after having too much moonshine.
  • Aliens research of Earth show that it's mostly made up of cut cats so they'll be able to conquer easily.
  • Planet bartender refuses to serve Earth because she's had too much to drink and is off her axis.


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