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  • God's dog drools all over the Earth, making its surface 70% water.
  • The lightning god thinks the lightning game is rigged.
  • The earth tells the moon that black is slimming.
  • Aliens use SSSPF to protect their skin from three suns while tanning.
  • Moon visiting planets leaves when Earth begins reading Goodnight Moon.
  • Saturn takes off ring while at bar to talk to women planets.
  • Committee has second thoughts as giant candles on earth day cake spew smoke in air.
  • Saturn can't see beautiful star show because its rings obscure the view.
  • Alien worm in spacecraft introduces himself to earthworm.
  • Planets and sun are aligned by chiropractor.
  • Star uses telescope to view person in workplace cubicle for a person named after it.
  • The earth asks the sun what it does after working all day and the sun answers moonlighting.


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