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  • Nervous beer pint tries to ask other beer at bar if it’s a lager but says are you larger by mistake.
  • Vampire’s invisible I.D. photo makes vampire nightclub bouncer’s job challenging.
  • Drunk loaded dishwasher at bar New Year’s Eve slurs can fit another glass but bartender refuses.
  • Flower bartender tells daisy drinking light beers isn’t how photosynthesis works.
  • Earbud in bar sees joined headphone couple and says couples stayed together longer before.
  • Piano woman warns other at bar to watch out for a sleazy player piano man about to hit on them
  • Dog leaving busy bar says its nose is exhausted from smelling other dogs’ butts.
  • Woman at bar thinks dull Star Wars Han Solo bragging about car’s fast food run is only so-so.
  • Camel’s date is not impressed when he says her hump is fat, not water.
  • Easter Bunny tells man at bar he hasn’t hidden eggs in years, he forgets where he left them.
  • Dull Manx cat bores cat date at bar mansplaining stumpy short tail breed origins.
  • Flute and clarinet gossip about saxophone in sunglasses at the bar’s rumored musical stamina holding a note.


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