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Woman admires cat using the scratching post, but cat is thinking he has to sharpen his claws for the new drapes.
Mother magic marker tells son he's not leaving house without cap because 90% of his moisture escapes through his head.
Man standing outside of his home with giant house numbers displaying 55, his address, complains to neighbor that he still gets the wrong mail.
Man thinks about date, he complimented service, asked for another date, showed her food on his dental floss, wonders why she got sick and left.
Cans in car visit a can opener country safari, can openers are all over the landscape like wild animals, sign warns to stay in car.
Roller coaster with dining sections goes down large hill, several people get plates of food in their faces.
Bottle of wine at dating service, tells employee the girl for him should be complex, yet simple, smooth with character, delicate body, and bold.
Woman at dinner table tells guest not to mind Rufus the dog, he's being possessive because man is eating from bowl Rufus usually eats from.
Earth in space with hand of God visible, someone on Earth tells friend to take telescope and tell him what he thinks he sees.
Dorothy tells Dereck they haven't been dating, she's been researching a scientific study on undesirable men, she's done now, another researcher will follow up sometime.
Captain Kirk has retired, answers door to see alien woman and alien child, thinks to himself, "Oh, God, not another paternity suit."
Sleeping glands include sandman gland that secretes gunk in eyes, peeyou gland that exudes foul-smelling paste in mouth, aaarrgh gland that makes fingers hit snooze.