Man walking into ladies' intimate apparel store hopes no one saw him, not realizing there's a big celebration waiting because he's the one millionth customer.
Police officer key says the fried key on the ground was last seen with a kite enthusiast named Franklin, implying Benjamin Franklin discovering electricity.
Male skelton tells female, Agatha, he suspected cheating, but didn't expect to find so many skeletons in her closet, there are real skeletons in closet.