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Father alligator tells mother alligator that their baby is getting big, and he wonders if they should flush her down the toilet.
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Egg in the bathroom drying his hands reads note on wall saying to call Ellen because she's over easy.
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Wife tells husband that she said mingle, not mangle because he is holding another guest in the air by the throat.
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Pillow complains that he can't get any sleep because the person's head lying on top of him is too lumpy.
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Giraffe runs away from three lions left holding his Velcro spots in their paws and mouths.
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One soft cover book wonders if his wife only comes to the beach to look at the hard covers.
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Detectives question Bernie the battery, asking him if he powered the bank robber's getaway car, but Bernie was never charged.
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After lumberjack cuts down tree, another tree says he knew she was lying about her age because he can see the circles on her trunk.
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List includes skunk, clogged toilet, permed hair, nail polish, and permed skunk that won't unclog toilet until nails dry.
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Woman explains her half cat-half reptile pet because her lease only allowed one pet, so she and Jim compromised by having their pets combined.
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Golfer looks for golf ball in hole, not seeing ball hanging onto the flag and holding his sore body from being hit with golf club.
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A clearly aged Charlie Brown sits on bench and wonders how he can get little gray-haired girl to notice him.