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One shark tells another that he is eating a pair of swimming trunks because his doctor said he needed more fiber.
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The Earth, surrounded by satellites in space, says that he feels like he's being watched.
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Race car driver, Mario Andretti, is stuck behind student drivers on a highway with no passing for 500 miles.
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Bat and baseball playing blackjack, and ball doesn't want to play anymore because he has a problem with "hit me" part.
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Lewis, copes with being eaten by a snake by going on with his daily life, even though he's still stuck in the snake's belly.
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Husband faxes wife dirty diaper and asks for clean one in return because he doesn't know how to change the baby's diaper.
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Stick of gum talking on phone tells friend she hasn't seen Ray all night, and he's probably stuck under some bar stool.
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Person wonders why box of cereal is empty, even though label says it has no sugar, no additives, no fat, and no calories.
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One pair of pliers tells another pair of pliers that Billy is being punished and can't come out and ply, instead of play.
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Dentist has patient's tooth tied to a doorknob with string and tells her the tooth is fine, but the knob needs replacing.
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One fly tells another that a group of flies follows him everywhere, and he doesn't know if it's because he's popular or smells bad.
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Man in Chinese restaurant reads fortune cookie that says something is coming his way, just as tray of food is about to spill on him.