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  • Mom taking smartphone baby photo is distracted by texts and social media until son grows up into bearded man.
  • Mayfly’s birthday card says “Life begins at 40 minutes.”
  • Easter Bunny tells man at bar he hasn’t hidden eggs in years, he forgets where he left them.
  • Gossiping bananas think green banana boyfriend is too young for spotted brown banana girlfriend.
  • Smartphone is dressed as an old fashioned rotary dial phone with handset for Halloween.
  • Stale doughnuts on park bench watching young ones play discuss old age.
  • Dagwood ages from sandwiches to medications.
  • Lisa Simpson's Throwback Thursday photo shows an earlier version of herself.
  • Mr. Potatohead must hold eyeballs closer to tv to see because he refuses to get glasses.
  • Snowman breaks up with snowwoman because their May-December relationship would cause them to melt.
  • Mrs. Potatohead is surprised to find Mr. Potatohead drinking when he said he was visiting his grandfather.
  • Woman regifts acid-washed jeans from the 80s that have been regifted many times over the decades.


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