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  • Bifocals aren't enough for a fly -- he needs millifocals.
  • The grim reaper nearly kills the wrong person because he's distracted by his phone.
  • An elephant looks at a picture of a wooly mammoth and his dad tells him body hair was in style back then.
  • Candy canes have been replaced by candy motor scooters.
  • Young turkeys get their wattles pierced.
  • A bird's distant relatives -- dinosaurs -- arrive for the holidays.
  • The Green Giant watches a show from the 70s and realizes people didn't care about pruning back then.
  • A doctor gives a woman a collagen injection in her eye instead of her lips.
  • A broom reassures a book in a bar that smartphones won't make it obsolete.
  • New parents receive their son as an adult because the stork outsourced its job to a sloth.
  • Clorocks bleach is for musicians.
  • A turtle bursts out of a cake for a party, but she takes so long that it gets stale.


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