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  • Highway road signs welcomes drivers to Massachusetts and warns to watch out for dropping r’s in Boston accents.
  • People's neighbors are good because they're fences.
  • Darth Vader goes to a restaurant called The Dockside instead of going to the Dark Side.
  • Paul Revere warns everyone about the British, but the dentist is excited because their teeth are bad.
  • Salt likes to shake hands, but ketchup prefers fist bumps.
  • Dog was tired of running to door, so he hired a greeter to do his job.
  • Short dog needs ladder to reach tall dog's butt to give him proper greeting.
  • On opposite day owner's cat greets him while dog apathetically naps.
  • Dog sends text message of greeting to pet owner when he comes home.
  • Hello Newman parodies Seinfeld television show and toy Hello Kitty.
  • Dog only knows how to stay and wears out welcome.
  • Purgatory has people that are half angel and half demon


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