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  • Smartphone at pulpit in funeral says phone in casket who died ran out of minutes.
  • Stressed Santa thinks stupid snooze button rushing in sleigh as disappointed children see no gifts in stockings and under Christmas trees.
  • Cat in bed has motivational poster with “good job pretending to ignore this” inspirational message.
  • Cat fools startled dog with impression of car tires pulling into driveway sound.
  • All the King’s men eat cake baked with Humpty Dumpty egg at funeral.
  • Hen wife in couple’s therapy with rooster husband says just once she’d like to sleep late.
  • Driver is scared awake by GPS global positioning system voice yelling he’s about to crash into a truck.
  • Sleeping woman’s pets suddenly appear at her bed as soon as she stirs.
  • A newborn baby dreams it was spelunking.
  • Man wins lotto after dying so all his numbers are up.
  • Surgeon wakes up patient who is snoring too loud.


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