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  • The Wicked Witch of the West kills herself with a squirt gun.
  • The Pillsbury Doughboy dies, and the medical examiner classifies him as a John Dough.
  • A happy reaper kills people with a smile.
  • Two mice exchange Christmas gifts, which are both mousetraps for pest removal, and the husband encourages his wife to open her gift first.
  • Zoo worker tells woman her husband was eaten by alligators, and she reacts with shock, but pleased because she will look good dressed in black.
  • Shoe store employee wonders if a bug died from a heart attack, the giant shoe hanging from the sign.
  • Fish surgeon doctor wants to save the patient in hospital, but doesn't want to be wasteful, so he tells colleague to go get tartar sauce, just in case.
  • Long and winding roadkill is long snake with his body curved and a tire tread mark running over him.
  • Grim Reaper applies for job at Fred's Funeral Parlor, and man tells him that he is over-qualified.
  • One fowl says since Gregory was cremated, he feels like he is with him - and there is a can of cream of chicken on the mantel.
  • Police officer suspects a copy-cat killing when he finds a dead feline on a copy machine with copies of the cat laying on the floor.
  • Cupid accidentally grabs his archery bag instead of the magic love arrows.



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