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  • Mosquitos see five-star Yelp restaurant review website for man with bug bites on laptop computer.
  • Vampire at restaurant tells date he tried going vegan but you can’t squeeze blood from a turnip.
  • Cat fills in feline Mad Libs story about great day scratching expensive items, biting owner, puking and napping.
  • Mosquito ordering airline tickets on computer website picks peoples’ names as flight stops.
  • Doctor reads that patient is supposed to go to phlebotomy before brain surgeon performs lobotomy by mistake.
  • Medical receptionist at World Blood Donor Day blood drive tells masked serial killer with bag that most people donate their own blood.
  • Woman looks at snow globes filled with plagues of frogs, hail, lice, and locusts sent by God to Pharaoh’s Egypt on Jewish holiday of Passover.
  • Dracula uses smartphone GPS directions to find victims to drink blood from in the city.
  • Cat wonders how to hurt a hand that is petting it.
  • Dracula posts a picture of the neck he's going to bite on social media.
  • Eggs donate egg white at the White Cross vs Red Cross.
  • Boy sells lemonade and mosquito sells his blood.


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