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  • Gossiping snowman party guests doubt yellow snow stain snowman’s peeing dog explanation.
  • Snowman with freezer tray claims frozen cubes 6 pack abs on belly are from working out.
  • Guilty snow surgeon confesses to missing carrot nose snowman patient in hospital bed he got hungry in procedure.
  • Rude rabbit tells offended snowmen at funeral deceased body in coffin wasn’t using his carrot nose anymore.
  • Police officer ticketing fast driving sloth says wanting to feel speed no excuse.
  • Traffic cop ticketing fast car driving dog doesn’t care if he had the zoomies.
  • Swiss cheese husband tells mad wife wind in holes whistled at sexy cheese lady.
  • Self-conscious sun in sky tells women cold weather shortening days length excuse.
  • Pet owner walks in awkward chair squat to appointment with kitty asleep on lap.
  • Boyfriend wears garish clashing clothes because cat napping in basket prevented washing laundry.
  • Bigger hydrated grape tells tiny wrinkled raisins it moisturizes.
  • Cop says arrested man has right to remain silent but criminal says smelly fart smell was his idea.


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