Mom edits alphabet soup for son by taking out all the Fs.
Cats exhibit tech behaviors of push notifications, inbox, outbox, and groupon.
Dogs exhibit tech behaviors with Facetime, instant messaging, streaming, and service providers.
Potatohead doesn't realize teacher is calling on him because prankster switched his ear for a raised arm.
During fall, the giving tree drops more and more leaves.
Saturn gives Mercury a lower grade than before.
While cats sleep and wash, cat owner rakes living room of cat hair.
The original GPS was actually a grumpy pointing spouse giving directions.
Pokémon Go is a Pokémon using the public restroom.
Cat chooses from various flavors of catnip.
Selfish, greedy people download without paying sound like pirates.