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Santa and Mrs. Claus swat elves before realizing they could be useful.
Derek's plan to woo his date is ruined when he runs over her dog.
A pen will get in trouble for leaking ink on someone's pocket instead of on paper.
A tissue box says he's ashamed of his job, but he's talking to toilet paper.
A nail loses his friend because he gets nailed into wood.