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One worm tells another worm, Kevin, that he's glad they didn't invest in condos because apples with worms are falling out of the tree.
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Angel is struggling to keep from falling through a cloud with a sign that says, "Danger Quick-Cloud."
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Woman wonders why employees need to see her identification since she is paying cash, not realizing they are laughing at her driver's license photo.
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One house tells another that the female house on the corner is nice to look at, but there isn't much upstairs.
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Wife gives husband birthday gift of dent puller, touch-up paint, and auto body gift certificate, he asks if there's something she needs to tell him.
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Grim Reaper applies for job at Fred's Funeral Parlor, and man tells him that he is over-qualified.
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One cat thinks the other cat is a bathroom hog because he is sitting in the sand box building a sand castle.
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Traffic helicopter wrecked on Route 93 broadcasts that drivers should find alternate routes because traffic on 93 is backed up more than usual.
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Legal department for The Beach Boys says the name has to be changed to The Beach Middle-Aged Men because "boys" is false advertising.
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Derek asks woman if she'd like to dance, she says yes, then says, "Wait, you didn't think I meant with you'".
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Doctor examines red and irritable rash on man's arm, and the rash calls him a cretin, and yells at him to get away and leave it alone.
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Cars driving on interstate with a sign that shows "Food This Exit", not realizing the exit leads straight to dinner table of dinosaur.