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Man holding pen wants autograph from tough-looking guy because they made a movie about him for mauling 2 dozen people with a writing instrument.
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Boy holding starfish asks dad, who is videoing, if video will be good enough for TV, dad agrees because shark is about to eat boy.
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Spider is upset because her web is ruined by man's hair, and she wonders if her homeowner's insurance covers bad hair-do disasters.
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Man on one knee proposing to girlfriend opens ring box to reveal a ringworm - a ring with a worm coming out of it.
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Doctor operating says patient's rudeness and nasty disposition is treated by surgically removing the hair up his gluteus maximus.
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Woman taking medicine labeled "Take Only As Directed" is following director's orders to take out one pill, then fill glass with water.
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Dinosaur wife tells husband that if he eats the baked bean factory, he is sleeping on the couch.
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Derek recovered and only needed 7 stitches after asking girlfriend, who has a large beak, for just one kiss, a peck on the cheek.
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Hairclub for Men executives are at ball game and decide to do the wave using their hair pieces to wave.
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There is nothing like the sound of child's voice for woman, can opener for cat, tree falling for beaver, and "Ow, my thumb!" for hammer.
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One mosquito tells another that maybe he shouldn't have given her a hickey because she is rubbing calamine lotion on the bite for the itch.
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Dentist tells Dracula he wouldn't have to drill if the vampire would stop dating women with high blood sugar.