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Ski instructor stuck in large pile of snow tells student now that she's mastered the snowplow, they can move onto something else.
Turtle stuck on back after falling off ladder agrees to take wife to dinner and movie and buy roses if she will turn him over.
One toothbrush tells another he had same bad dream of being dragged around smelly cave and waking up soaking wet.
Woman living with tooth fairy, surrounded by teeth, says it was fascinating first, but he doesn't clean up, he's out all night and dresses funny.
Cat feels like his birthday is uneventful, not knowing that right around the corner, a box of 50 pounds of catnip fell out of truck.
If people looked like breath smelled, first boss is dog, subway man is onion, some people are cigarettes, 8th grade teacher is pile of poop.
Man learns not to handle contacts after eating pistachios because his fingers turned pink, now everything looks pink, including walls, shirt, tie, and face.
Woman tells friend she goes into isolation chamber in her home when she wants to make tuna sandwich because she has house full of cats.
Pencil at party meets another pencil, thinks he's too short, kinda dull because his lead isn't sharp, and has worst toupee, a cap eraser.
Man walking by the Domino Apartments, which are lined up next to each other like dominos, feels very uneasy, doesn't want the apartments to fall.
Mom can tell Spike the dog isn't happy with Bobby's new Mr. Potatohead because he has hat, eyes, mouth, and hands stuck to his backside.
Cup of yogurt stands in front of mirror, shocked to see he's actually a cup of yogurt and upset because his expiration date is tomorrow.