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Man tells friend, "It's not easy being married to a proofreader," and she is correcting words in his cartoon bubble.
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Three Tupperware containers sit on furniture while wives are out, and they are all making their lids burp with food and cans scattered everywhere.
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Two cats on date, one cat thinks the other is embarrassing because he ordered white wine with gerbils.
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Archie the apple wants to impress date, a pear, with his family tree, showing different apples, like Agatha tempting Adam, Jeffrey bonking Sir Issac Newton.
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Hockey referee tells announcer the penalty is on number 8, it's 2 minutes for ruffing, and number 8 is a dog.
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One clock tells another he's going to ask out Clara in accounting because he's heard she's pretty fast.
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Man with big ego tells woman after a few dates, she will find him absolutely super, while she is thinking superficial.
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Wife, about to get in bath, sarcastically tells husband he's romantic because instead of buying anniversary gift, he sculpted the drain hair into a heart.
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One typewriter tells another her son discovered his Shift key, and now he's starting to say curse words with symbols instead of letters, like #@!%.
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Bees playing basketball, one bee asks another if he just heard the buzzer, bee says, "Who can tell'" because of all the buzzing bees.
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Humpty Dumpty's wife has remarried another egg, and they have 12 kids, which are eggs in a carton.
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Man takes hanger out of closet, hanger begs him not to hang up the tacky polyester suit because he has a big date tonight.
