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Lamp is robbing sofa, sofa gives him comb, crayon, and French fry, lamp tells couch he knows there's loose change under his cushions.
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Man lying on floor in Bakery World, "Where You Get the Attention You Deserve," with pie in his face, employee tells co-worker he deserved it.
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Man in a cappella band remembers how he always forgot instruments when he was in bands, wonders what he could forget now, realizes it's his mouth.
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Sleeping glands include sandman gland that secretes gunk in eyes, peeyou gland that exudes foul-smelling paste in mouth, aaarrgh gland that makes fingers hit snooze.
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Captain Kirk has retired, answers door to see alien woman and alien child, thinks to himself, "Oh, God, not another paternity suit."
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Dorothy tells Dereck they haven't been dating, she's been researching a scientific study on undesirable men, she's done now, another researcher will follow up sometime.
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Earth in space with hand of God visible, someone on Earth tells friend to take telescope and tell him what he thinks he sees.
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Woman at dinner table tells guest not to mind Rufus the dog, he's being possessive because man is eating from bowl Rufus usually eats from.
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Bottle of wine at dating service, tells employee the girl for him should be complex, yet simple, smooth with character, delicate body, and bold.
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Roller coaster with dining sections goes down large hill, several people get plates of food in their faces.
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Cans in car visit a can opener country safari, can openers are all over the landscape like wild animals, sign warns to stay in car.
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Man thinks about date, he complimented service, asked for another date, showed her food on his dental floss, wonders why she got sick and left.
