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Doctor tells injured pillow lying on bed with Band-Aids and IV to cool it with the pillow fights for a while.
Sleepy man tells wife souvenir wind chimes from New York wasn't the best idea because chimes are clinking and being rude to each other.
Judge tells jury to disregard phone word-balloon prosecution is holding over defendant's head, balloon says, "I'm guilty."
Dentist tells patient he has to remove 3 teeth, they can take care of it without making another appointment, dentist takes boxing gloves from nurse.
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Employees at a meeting to improve productivity, one employee suggests skipping these kind of meetings and instead start doing some work.
Woman in shower calls into work, tells boss she's enjoying her shower too much, she can't make it in before 10:30.
One fruit fly tells another to take a long walk on a short pear, instead of pier because they are tiny fruit flies.
Wife doesn't understand why husband's cat allergies bother him when cats are locked in other room, fails to see cat hair covering everything.
Alvin the chipmunk is on talk show telling host he didn't become one of the chipmunks overnight, he worked his way up starting as gofer.
A child Leaning Tower of Pisa sits on sofa, his mom yells at him to sit up straight or he'll ruin his posture.
Mom tells daughter ants crawled through floorboards, got into her casserole, Dad is taking care of them, while Dad gives the ants Pepto Bismol.