A nail loses his friend because he gets nailed into wood.
A tissue box says he's ashamed of his job, but he's talking to toilet paper.
A pen will get in trouble for leaking ink on someone's pocket instead of on paper.
Derek's plan to woo his date is ruined when he runs over her dog.
Santa and Mrs. Claus swat elves before realizing they could be useful.
Evergreen tree discovers why some trees drop their leaves when man comes with ax.
Aliens shaped like the handicap symbol think Earthlings are saving them the best parking spaces.
Sign painters picket their place of employment with blank signs.
Earth notices a volcano, like a pimple, on his forehead before his date with Venus.
Colleagues doubt scientist's claim of discovering 2-headed squid since it's 2 squids and a belt.
The mystery of Stonehenge is solved as a hand reaches from sky and claims checkmate.
Cupid accidentally grabs his archery bag instead of the magic love arrows.