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  • Depressed sliced bread on psychologist’s couch tells therapist it misses being the best thing.
  • Mom taking smartphone baby photo is distracted by texts and social media until son grows up into bearded man.
  • Planet Earth with tablet computer receives many Facebook friend requests online on Earth Day.
  • David statue by renaissance artist Michelangelo looks at Throwback Thursday website photo of block of quarried rock.
  • Sad moth on laptop looks at photos of burning fires on social media at night.
  • Depressed cat feels like it’s missing out compared to cellphone’s social media status updates of cats napping.
  • Turkey on laptop checks Facebook to see how many friends marked themselves safe.
  • Every morning Dr. Jekyll has to delete Mr. Hyde’s negative social media activity from the night before.
  • Frankenstein gets message on smartphone about new followers as an angry mob comes up behind him with torches and pitchforks.
  • Mayfly’s Facebook Memories only goes back five minutes.
  • Earth is surprised to see how much ice cap he’s lost in photos on Facebook Memories.
  • Emojis in a movie theater are horrified when the film suddenly becomes scary.


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