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  • Tyrannosaurus dino at beach has red sunburn everywhere its short arms can’t apply sunscreen.
  • Turtle caught hugging other turtle tells angry wife excuse he’s becoming a home inspector.
  • Snakes fall in love when eyes meet from across Medusa’s snake hair head.
  • Woman reads sleeping on stomach is unhealthy on medical website while turtle on laptop reads sleeping on back is unhealthier.
  • Snakes can’t pay beer rounds bill at bar because they don’t have pockets so frustrated Saint Patrick drives them out of Ireland.
  • Disguised snake in fake glasses, nose and mustache hides identity from angry Saint Patrick ranting at bar.
  • Woman tells overweight Saint Patrick surrounded by junk food snack wrappers that he is supposed to be ridding Ireland of snakes.
  • TSA Precheck turtle goes right through airline security without taking off shell.
  • Tortoise dreams of being able to scratch his back.
  • Snake is not happy about being cropped out of Medusa's profile picture.
  • Turtle comes home from party wearing his shell upside down.
  • Turtle is a Helicopter Mom for not abandoning eggs immediately.


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