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Woman covered in cat hair identifies furry suspect in police line up of pets without fur.
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Turtle asks turtle with head and legs in wrong shell holes if it got up on the wrong side of the bed.
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Dieting snake with six tiny and one big bulge in stomach tells other snake it was good all week so today is my cheat day.
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Annoyed snake with smartphone fitness tracker app sees zero steps yesterday and today.
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Chameleon teacher isn’t sure if missing student is absent or best camouflaged color changing student in class.
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Chameleons change color to fool witch brewing spell in cauldron into thinking jar is empty.
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Crow flying over squished snake roadkill invites other crow on a long lunch.
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Tyrannosaurus dino at beach has red sunburn everywhere its short arms can’t apply sunscreen.
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Turtle caught hugging other turtle tells angry wife excuse he’s becoming a home inspector.
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Snakes fall in love when eyes meet from across Medusa’s snake hair head.
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Woman reads sleeping on stomach is unhealthy on medical website while turtle on laptop reads sleeping on back is unhealthier.
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Snakes can’t pay beer rounds bill at bar because they don’t have pockets so frustrated Saint Patrick drives them out of Ireland.
