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  • Woman covered in cat hair identifies furry suspect in police line up of pets without fur.
  • Turtle asks turtle with head and legs in wrong shell holes if it got up on the wrong side of the bed.
  • Dieting snake with six tiny and one big bulge in stomach tells other snake it was good all week so today is my cheat day.
  • Annoyed snake with smartphone fitness tracker app sees zero steps yesterday and today.
  • Chameleon teacher isn’t sure if missing student is absent or best camouflaged color changing student in class.
  • Chameleons change color to fool witch brewing spell in cauldron into thinking jar is empty.
  • Crow flying over squished snake roadkill invites other crow on a long lunch.
  • Tyrannosaurus dino at beach has red sunburn everywhere its short arms can’t apply sunscreen.
  • Turtle caught hugging other turtle tells angry wife excuse he’s becoming a home inspector.
  • Snakes fall in love when eyes meet from across Medusa’s snake hair head.
  • Woman reads sleeping on stomach is unhealthy on medical website while turtle on laptop reads sleeping on back is unhealthier.
  • Snakes can’t pay beer rounds bill at bar because they don’t have pockets so frustrated Saint Patrick drives them out of Ireland.


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