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  • Principal tells teacher two parents, a rabbit and an amoeba cell, are angry he’s teaching multiplication and division in his classroom.
  • Cells dividing at the dinner table require an additional table setting.

  • Super Mario fertility drug brothers increase the number of Super Marios.
  • A praying mantis eats Crunchy Man Heads while watching TV.
  • A rabbit is wearing an Ask Me About My Grandkids shirt, but if anyone asks her she'll never shut up.
  • Rabbits go to couples therapy because one of them wants 96 children and the other wants 238.
  • Sheep suggests having sex rather than counting sheep as a sleep aid.
  • Squirrels flock to dad because of family's prank mating call ringtone.
  • Worm without partner realizes that he's reproducing asexually tonight.

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