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  • Snakes can’t pay beer rounds bill at bar because they don’t have pockets so frustrated Saint Patrick drives them out of Ireland.
  • Disguised snake in fake glasses, nose and mustache hides identity from angry Saint Patrick ranting at bar.
  • Onlookers at St Patrick’s Day beer truck accident on highway weep over puddle of spilled beer.
  • Woman tells overweight Saint Patrick surrounded by junk food snack wrappers that he is supposed to be ridding Ireland of snakes.
  • Man kept awake by loud partying lawn outside window has second thoughts about planting Mardi Grass.
  • Sad bookmarks at bar complain their good relationships are always the shortest.
  • Woman adopting pet from animal shelter is asked if wants to be loved unconditionally or ironically by friendly excited or cool aloof dogs in kennel.
  • Tyrannosaurus Rex dinosaur couple wears arm extensions to hug each other on Valentine’s Day.
  • Origin of hibernation is bear husband pretending to sleep when wife asks what its Valentine’s Day present is.
  • Dog’s secret admirer dumped garbage can out on doorstep for Valentine’s Day.
  • Smartphone tells date they want to remember this moment but will need to delete another first.
  • Lonely man sitting on couch with cat asks if it loves him and it jumps up leaving a valentine heart of shed hair on his shirt.


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