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  • Fourth of July firework tells other firework reading Marie Kondo decluttering book that it’s afraid of things that spark joy.
  • Independence Day firework ordering air flight tickets on laptop wonders why website only offers one way flights.
  • Big fat fish thinks he wont win father of the year after tiny baby fish disappear from fishtank aquarium.
  • Medical receptionist at World Blood Donor Day blood drive tells masked serial killer with bag that most people donate their own blood.
  • Bare branch deciduous tree is scolded by pine for littering recyclable trash on Arbor Day. He’s only green part of the year.
  • Bird with chick poops on man going to work with kid on Take Your Child To Work Day.
  • Woman looks at snow globes filled with plagues of frogs, hail, lice, and locusts sent by God to Pharaoh’s Egypt on Jewish holiday of Passover.
  • Colored egg author reads book about Easter Bunny kidnapping to scared white egg audience.
  • Easter Bunny tells man at bar he hasn’t hidden eggs in years, he forgets where he left them.
  • Easter egg hiding in bush gets location request from hungry kid on smartphone.
  • Principal tells teacher two parents, a rabbit and an amoeba cell, are angry he’s teaching multiplication and division in his classroom.
  • Finicky cat tricks owner on April Fool’s Day by refusing to eat food after acting excited.


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