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  • Stressed Santa thinks stupid snooze button rushing in sleigh as disappointed children see no gifts in stockings and under Christmas trees.
  • Mom tells angry grandmother baby’s matching dress is perfect for chubby cheeks and chunky thighs.
  • Raccoons give thanks for dumped trashcan dinner outside as family prays by Thanksgiving cornucopia inside.
  • Patient holding cellphone in medical exam tells doctor it hurts when she reads her parents’ political posts online.
  • Daisy introduces invasive weedy vine date to flower parents.
  • Pinata ultrasound technician shows pregnant pinata mother Baby Ruth candy bar sonogram.
  • Fly families visit prehistoric museum exhibit of bugs trapped in the La Brea Soup Pit.
  • Anteater girl has Easy-Bake Oven parody magnifying glass game to cook ants at sunny anthill outside.
  • Father is annoyed when indecisive daughter can’t pick bedtime story but later he can’t choose Netflix TV show to watch.
  • Godzilla parent tells monster child not to come into the house until it wipes squished people from the beach off feet.
  • Kid reading book in bed after bedtime thinks he’s being sneaky after mom tricks him by telling him not to.
  • Father tells mom that he only lets daughter play video games with wholesome names like violent military and alien shooter POV Halo.


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